Notes from the editors of LessCrack.com

Since all of our editors seem to have psychological problems that keep them from agreeing with each other, we've put this page together so that each editor can put in their two cents worth. We strongly urge that you take none of the comments made on this page personally.

Funkmaster General
Last Updated: 11/06/00

Sometimes it may seem like I've smoked too much crack, but the case of the matter is that I have actually smoked too much crack. So in an effort to reduce my consumption of crack I have made a few changes:

1. I've been telling people to bite my crank instead of telling them to bite me outright.
2. I've started to use the word "wang" instead of the word "penis".
3. I've replaced my dictionary with a copy of the Necronomicon.

Hopefully these changes will allow you to enjoy my entries to their full potential. And if you have any problems don't be afraid to just bite me.

Executive Glue Sniffer
Last Updated: 11/06/00

Like the Funkmaster General, I find that I too require a great deal less crack, especially as the day wears on. My psychologist has suggested that I find a new hobby to take my mind off of crack, which considering this site, has been a dramatic failure.

Glue sniffing is another habit I've picked up as an alternative. And all of you who have been pointing out that it kills brain cells and stuff can just go to hell. I'll kick your asses there myself, once I figure out how to get this model car off of my nose. Damn thing.

CyberHonky v 9.25
Last Updated: 11/19/00

INITIATE NOTE.FROM.EDITOR
INCLUDE CYBERHONKY_V9.25_DIAGNOSTICS
DEFINE RECREATION.ILLEGAL.DRUG.SMOKE.CRACK == BAD;
DEFINE RECREATION.ILLEGAL.DRUG.DROP.ARMADILLO == GOOD;
OUTPUT.SCREEN.OPINION("I believe smoking crack is bad", flinch, shake, twitch);
OUTPUT.SCREEN.OPINION("We are losing our lives to", Crack, Politics, Sperm);
MOTORFUNCTION.BREATH.INCREASE(10);
MOTORFUNCTION.PULSE.INCREASE(130);
THOUGHPROCESS.PANIC(sweat, twitch);
EMOTION.PARANOIA(true, 10);
MOTORFUNCTION.SWEAT(32, cc, second);
MOTORFUNCTION.REPRODUCTION.AROUSAL(INCREASE, 2);
OUTPUT.SCREEN.COMMENT("--CyberHonky v9.25");
TERMINATE NOTE.FROM.EDITOR