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Crackout #143 - By Executive Glue Sniffer

Fri, 02 Dec 2005 15:00:01 EST

If I don't get cookies, I'm gonna push my glass off the table. See if I don't.

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 20:01:05 EST

Oh Jeezus Francis, a birdie just poopied on your shirt!

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 14:01:00 EST

My army of mutant atheletes shall be unstoppable!

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 13:01:02 EST

Former MTv Star Butt-Head, under the guise of the Venezuelan president Hugo Chavez, lashes out against the US for the current troubles in Bolivia.

Mon, 06 Dec 2004 13:01:02 EST

Bitch, I show you Mantis style side you 'fro! How you dig that, eh?

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 11:01:06 EST

Take that God damned hat off man, you're embarrassing me.

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 11:01:06 EST

Sold! To the cracker with the bad teeth!

Sat, 04 Dec 2004 04:01:04 EST

Yuri Samodurov, head of the Ku Klux Klowns, threatens to bitch slap reporters.

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 16:01:04 EST

A great disturbance in the force is felt when Obi Wan Kenobi is mistaken for Bernard Ebbers and put under arrest.

Fri, 03 Dec 2004 15:01:04 EST

EVIDENCE: For an extra boost of speed and control, we see a tube pumping the blood of River Phoenix and Keith Richards into the horse's mouth.